Greetings, friends, I am Zoe.
I am a Quidditch player, a bibliophile, a History and Classics major, a cyclist, and a lover of fuzzy socks.
Welcome to my blog.
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”
bill winks across the table at harry
"GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY."
"Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy."
The Hippogriffs have their first games of the season this Saturday at UVA. We will be playing the Virginia Tech Phoenixes and Jefferson’s Army. If you’re in the area, come out and see; the fun starts at 10:30am!!